Jam's Toaster

gerardmotherfuckingway:

ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

the second one omg

sh1re:

happy easter

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ihavebecomeyourdisease:

realfriendsx:

SUM 41 IS NEVER ON MY DASH WOW

Fucking yes.

ihavebecomeyourdisease:

realfriendsx:

SUM 41 IS NEVER ON MY DASH WOW

Fucking yes.

how can boys finger and eat out their girl's pussy at the same time? im so bad at it
Anonymous

convertical:

i mean you just 

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

getsuswet:

who-:

this is weird i like it a lot

- jesse caits

cumfordaddy:

anal-hole:

motionlessinwh0rror:

xblvck:

temptress-tears:


why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.


I like being big spoon better tbh

As a guy, being the little spoon is the best thing in the world ahh

As a Dom, I have no issue with being the little spoon. Who wouldn’t enjoy it? It’s the best! I love being the big spoon too. It’s just win-win all the way around. 

cumfordaddy:

anal-hole:

motionlessinwh0rror:

xblvck:

temptress-tears:

why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.

I like being big spoon better tbh

As a guy, being the little spoon is the best thing in the world ahh

As a Dom, I have no issue with being the little spoon. Who wouldn’t enjoy it? It’s the best! I love being the big spoon too. It’s just win-win all the way around. 

officialblueshell:

Green is not a creative color